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Canuckistani Blog

2010-05-14
All good things...

2010-01-27
Why you should watch the Winter Olympics

2010-01-11
More house shit

2009-11-13
Just when I thought I was going soft...

2009-10-15
Cricket - the Real Deal

2009-09-01
Oh, that's a wicked googly!

2009-08-13
Jazz festival and picking a Manchester footy side

2009-08-04
Rupert Murdoch can suck my ass, LL swear police and I am a twittering little bitch

2009-03-25
Snowboarding in Switzerland Part One (aka What Credit Crunch?)

2009-03-18
CBC Radio Letter of the Day

2009-03-11
Ross Noble likes me, he really really likes me

2009-02-10
Being British

2009-02-06
Snowverreaction II - The Return

2008-12-26
Oops...

2008-12-22
Nanny state Britain - Merry Christmas 2008

2008-12-15
Manchester - part two

2008-12-05
Working in Manchester - part one

2008-12-03
BBC Radio Nottingham appearance - 29/11/08

2008-11-21
MEDIA EXTRAVAGANZA!

2008-07-15
Canada Day in Trafalgar Square

2008-05-21
What an exciting life I lead

2008-04-12
Rob Cutforth, Unemployed Bum

2008-04-08
Rob Cutforth, Radio Star

2008-04-03
Rob Cutforth, cover boy

2008-03-04
Is that a locust on my arm?

2008-02-27
Goodbye, old friend

2008-01-30
The DVLA

2007-12-17
Bleacher Report - Man U Champions League prospects

2007-12-01
Random scribblings

2007-11-11
English Eccentrics

2007-10-28
Good week to not be English

2007-10-07
Cyprus

2007-09-24
Argos III The Return. This time it's personal.

2007-09-09
Sky Sports when there is no footy

2007-08-31
Garden update (finally)

2007-08-24
English Justice system rant

2007-08-07
Poland trip PART TWO - Strippers, booze and shooting stuff.

2007-07-21
LeftLion web ed. #6 - Fantasy Football for Dummies

2007-07-18
Canuckistani in Canuckistani Land Part Two - Alberta

2007-07-15
Canuckistani in Canuckistani Land Part One - Toronto

2007-06-24
Poland trip PART ONE - Travelling with limey lads.

2007-06-22
Corb Lund and the hurtin' Albertans

2007-06-13
LeftLion update

2007-05-14
The Canadian guide to fantasy footie

2007-05-04
The first crop

2007-04-14
Walk to work

2007-04-09
Cabbies, gardening, easter, oh my!

2007-03-17
The UK Garden Wheel

2007-02-28
I am officially not a hockey fan anymore

2007-02-18
My garden, yes it has come to this.

2007-02-07
Friendly Fire

2007-01-31
Phil Nichol, the naked racist

2007-01-22
House fun

2007-01-14
And suddenly, a new contender steps into the ring...

2007-01-10
Stonehenge and GMT

2007-01-07
Welcome LeftLion readers!

2007-01-03
A truly British Christmas

2006-12-20
The Great Rob of the North

2006-12-17
Customer service rant PART THREE

2006-12-11
Christmas is a-comin'

2006-11-14
The year in review

2006-10-22
Italy

2006-10-15
Apple UK Bad, UPS Good

2006-10-02
Just call me the soccer master

2006-09-21
The bungmeister

2006-09-06
Yeah I know, whining about British customer service is like beating up a retarded kid, but whatev.

2006-08-12
America pilot

2006-07-31
DAMN YOU WELSH PUNKS!

2006-07-18
Neighbours, gotta love 'em

2006-07-04
Update (don't talk about the football)

2006-06-22
June - the month for sports

2006-04-24
Neighbour war part deux

2006-03-24
The "tut"

2006-03-20
Does this country ever get any SUN?!?!

2006-02-28
Derbyshire

2006-02-15
Paris

2006-02-04
Aluminum/Aluminium debate finally solved

2006-01-31
Sainsburys4Life

2006-01-30
A house hunting we will go.

2006-01-24
We elected who? No way. Are you sure? shit.

2006-01-10
Yob central

2006-01-04
Christmas and New Years

2005-11-21
Warkworth

2005-11-15
The famous Sherwood forest

2005-11-11
My first English Rememberance day

2005-11-08
My first bonfire night

Ross Noble likes me, he really really likes me
2009-03-11

photo of Ross Noble

I feel like I am always apologising for the lack of entries in here, but this time I have a real excuse other than "I just didn’t feel like posting". I have been very busy laid out with (and infecting my wife with) a bad case of the flu.

I have also been attending a sit-com writing class, writing a sit-com (that I will post here later) that was meant to be complete for the upcoming Northern Laughs competition this Thursday. However, it is hard to write (let alone think straight) when you have the shakes, the sweats and the runs.

Quick subject change and publicity update: The Manchizzle chick big upped my blog which has led to a number of new subscriptions. Hello, and welcome Mancunians! Eeyah, enjoy the blog, innit. Nice one. You will notice that when the hot, hot Canuckistani goodness is thrust mercilessly and without prejudice or remorse into your inbox, there is a link to the (sorta) super secret blog that allows comments! Wow.

In other news, Ross Noble, the 10th greatest stand up comedian of all time (according to Channel 4’s top 100 standups list) read my Tales of Robin Hood column on stage a couple weeks ago. I don’t know how reliable that list is considering the best stand up in my opinion is Mitch Hedberg and he finishes way down in 78th. Not only that, but bloody Victoria Wood and Harry Hill finish in the top 10 and Billy Connelly is #1! In fact, Jasper Carrott (whoever the fuck that is) finishes higher than Eddie Murphy! But I digress…

Ross Noble, in case you’ve never heard of him, is a crazy Geordie standup known for his surreal comedy and for preparing almost nothing pre-show, preferring to base his show on stuff that happens while he is on stage. He’s currently going across the country doing a number of warm up gigs for his upcoming world tour. During his stop in Nottingham, he was taking the piss out of the Tales of Robin Hood and according to the LL editor:

During the interval, someone bunged him a copy of the LeftLion with Rob's piece in there, and he proceeded to read the article out in its entirety onstage during the second half, stopping every now and then to piss himself laughing.

So that’s pretty cool.

I know this is a long shot, but if anyone out there took a photo of him on stage reading the LL issue, can you please email it on to me? robcutforth [AT] gmail [DOT] com. Thanks.

I am starting to feel better now, I’ve actually started eating solid foods again so expect some new well overdue blog entries in here on my Switzerland trip and my English canal boat experience. Hell, I might even do a gardening entry just in case it gets too exciting in here. Also look out for my next column; I had to go to Hooters Nottingham and write a column aboot that. The deputy editor has called it "fucking mint". I think that means "it’s good" in normalspeak.

Next LeftLion is out at the end of March.