We elected who? No way. Are you sure? shit.
2006-01-24

Look at this guy. Can you believe we elected this moron? (well not me, I didn't find out how to vote from overseas in time and my liberal vote would have been lost because my riding is buried in Alberta Conservative country anyway).

Tories win. McLelland loses. Stronach wins. Could it have turned out worse? The only thing that could've been worse is if the Tories got a majority, thank god (or whoever) they didn't.

Canada would be a totally different country if Harper would've won last time. We'd be in Iraq, there would be no gay marriage rights and we would have renegged (sp?) on Kyoto. The three things that have made Canada great in the last few years.

Sure Martin was a corrupt lawyer from Ontario, but earth to Canada: ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRUPT! At least Martin fought for human rights, kept us out of an illegal war and stood up to the Americans on trade issues. Now I know many of you are thinking; As a pinko, commie finance minister turned Prime Minister, he must've squandered millions into social programs putting Canadians further into debt, right? Wrong! he in fact orchestrated 8 CONSECUTIVE BUDGET SURPLUSES! I say he deserves a few extra bucks from the sponsorship scandal (which by the way, he was cleared of).

So now what?

We have an evangelical christianing, warmongering, oil company pandering, homophobe. Sound familiar? He should change his name to George W. Harper. I didn't think we were as stupid as the American voters, but I guess I was wrong. If they elect Hillary in the next election, they will be the snooty liberals and we'll be the backwoods hillbillies. That shit ain't right y'all.

I'm just glad I'm not living in Canada right now.

REO:

This photo was taken outside my work. If you look at it and say "Oh, that's where they got the name!", then you grew up in the eighties. If not, too bad, I'm not explaining it to you... HAHA